Worst Things Ever


Erection status: Negatory. Not an erection in sight. Not even a vaginal throb. Nothing at all. Nothing!


Because books like this exist:

Buttons and Anal Potato Prints [A Review] rr-buttons-and-lace

Black Ob-shit-ian [A Review] Obshitian Cov

Other Reviews
These aren’t erotica. Unless you have extremely strange fetishes. Touch yourself to them if you like. In fact – I challenge you to.

The Americanisms in the Great British Bake Off
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Morons with Typewriters [An Honest Review]

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